Women are always saying men think with their, um…other heads, so it’s about time you paid more attention to the real brains of the operation. Dress your dictator in the duds it deserves and slap on a pair of briefs from Garçon Model. These moisture wicking bottoms use a special nylon and elastane blend to hug your body and stay wrinkle free. Not like you need the attention, but the wide, logo-laden band will surely catch some eyes when you “accidently” drop your pen. Showoff.
Measurements for sizing: Small 28-30". Medium 32-34". Large 36-38".