If you own a bank you have the luxury of being able to keep all your money in a sealed, heated, laser-beam-protected bunker with a big heavy door and an intimidating safe thing on the front. But for us, the 99%, this is not an option. We have to find some other way of keeping our cash safe. The Guard Dog Money Box is made from a real hollowed out bulldo…joking! We’re joking! This little pup is ceramic and molded in the shape of a bulldog in order to intimidate any would-be burglars attempting to steal your pocket money.