Poor Billy can’t grow his own moustache, so he bitterly covets the facial hair of all those around him. Before he wields scissors and goes berserk, consider getting him this warm and truly fuzzy holiday gift. The Great Moustaches T-Shirt by Unemployed Philosophers is a serious attention-getter that features the famous moustaches of Albert Einstein, William Faulkner, Theodore Roosevelt, Friedrich Nietzsche, Mahatma Gandhi, Leon Trotsky, Salvador Dali, Groucho Marx, Lao Tzu, Charlie Chaplin, Emiliano Zapata, and Mark Twain. Facial hair has never been more distinguished.
American Apparel T-shirt. Runs a bit smaller than other manufacturers' shirts. Custom made, so cannot be returned.