Hey, what’s cooking? The moment you put on this sexy apron depicting unabashedly phallic candelabra, the answer will be: You. If you’ve ever wanted to cause a food-fight that devolves into a round of impromptu lovemaking, this is the apron for you. Rating: A very hard PG. (Be sure to zoom in on the image to get a closer peek!)
Includes a pocket. Features an extra-long strap for comfortable fit.