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Hey, what’s cooking? The moment you put on this sexy apron depicting unabashedly phallic candelabra, the answer will be: You. If you’ve ever wanted to cause a food-fight that devolves into a round of impromptu lovemaking, this is the apron for you. Rating: A very hard PG. (Be sure to zoom in on the image to get a closer peek!)
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Includes a pocket. Features an extra-long strap for comfortable fit.
J. Maxine Shaw
Machine wash warm or cool on a gentle/delicate setting.
Not Your Grandmother's Linen
Purple, Black, White
L 32” W 26”
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