Poor Billy. He’s one of those dudes who just can’t grow his own moustache—so he bitterly covets the facial hair of those around him. Before he wields scissors and does something rash, consider getting him this warm, truly fuzzy holiday gift. This 100% soft spun cotton T-shirt by Donkey Tees is a wildly comfortable tribute to all things hirsute and moustachioed in this world of ours. Facial hair has never been more fashionable.