The presidential election seems to be pretty serious business. Too serious, in fact, for our taste. We’d much rather enjoy something sweeter than the bitter words tossed between candidates. But it would be wrong to be completely removed from the current political climate. Fortunately, the Political Pooper injects some brevity—and candy—into the proceedings. Inappropriate? Delicious? You be the judge. Keep this plastic figure on your desk and have him squeeze out a sweet whenever you’re in need.
Red, white, and blue candies included.