Walking around town in a white T-shirt, nothing much happens. There are some birds. A car. Some old lady, raking dull leaves. But walking around town in a Donkey Tee? WHOA. First, you’ll notice the stares. Then the double takes. Then, the slapping of knees. Soon, the metropolis will become a cacophonous blast of guffaws, cackles, and chortles. Critics will hail the T-shirt “snortingly funny.” You’ll get dates, new friends, and probably become famous. Plain white tees are for weenies. But this preshrunk, 100% soft spun is for you.