Sock it to ‘em on their special day with a set of cards featuring a wisecracking sock puppet that knows how to get its crowd grinning. Give the gift of a good ole belly laugh.
Set of 10 cards and envelopes:
I baked you a cake. It burnt. I ate it. I owe you a cake.
May your day be filled with…enough to distract someone as old as you.
It’s all about you, isn’t it?
If you were a dog you’d be dead by now. I’m glad you’re not a dog.
This card is late. I am not perfect. Perfect people are boring. I am not.
You’re like an old sock I can’t throw away. We’re friends for life. And that’s how we’ll stay. You know too much.
Happy birthday, homesock.
Happy Birthday. What more can I say. Congrats on making it out of your mom’s va-jay-jay?
Sorry, what more can I say? I got lost in the dryer and missed your birthday. Happy belated.