The Betty Club’s a multifaceted gal. Not only an enforcer of justice and guardian of home, this beautiful bat, crafted from a single piece of solid maple, also heroically defeats spiders and delivers tough love to tired muscles. Heck, on romantic nights she can even help you pound out a tender chicken paillard for your date. Everyone needs a close friend like Betty—be sure to send her to housewarmings, birthday parties, and bachelorettes to make the lady of honor smile. And of course, keep this babe on your mantle or nightstand to keep creeps at arm’s length.
Made in Minnesota from hand-selected rock maple. Logo is laser-burned into handle.