The Sucklord Talking Plushie

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Suckadelic

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  • The Sucklord Talking Plushie
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  • Designed by Gary Ham, the limited edition Sucklord Talking Plushie has a few pressing things to say to you. Fifteen things, actually. Just press his hand encouragingly to get him speaking. Phrases like “I don’t destroy balls; I just bruise them a little bit.” and “Being the Sucklord is a full-time gig. You don’t understand it.” may just make him your main squeeze.

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12” tall. Edition of 1000. Batteries included, but not replaceable.

Phrases:
Which do you want? Pretty face or the metal face?
F_ck you, pay me.
This sh_t has balls. That sh_t's whack.
Star Wars, and I'm gonna stick to this, is my touchstone.
I don't destroy balls; I just bruise them a little bit.
I'm just a hardworkin' American entrepreneur.
You're an _sshole for buying this.
So what if I piss in jars? I got nothin' to hide.
Suckadelic, the best and worst at the same time.
I'm compact, economical and proud. Being tall is whack.
When you're a legend. You are obligated to be legendary.
I'm a professional, ya understand me? Pro-fessional.
What the f_ck am I supposed to do without my paint spatter? Huh?
Being the Sucklord is a full time gig. You don't understand it.

  • Designer
    The Sucklord
    Care
    Spot clean.
  • Brand
    Suckadelic
  • Material
    Fabric
  • Color
    Multi
  • Measurements
    H 12” W 6” D 1”
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