• Birthday Cards Set Of 16

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Just beneath the forced smiles and steadily melting ice cream cake, a revelation: These people don’t care about your birthday. And neither does this set of 16 birthday cards, brandished with a number of questionable sentiments. Finally, birthday cards that express what the rest of us are thinking.

All cards are 6.5" x 3.25" and come with envelope. Blank inside. High-resolution offset printed. Folded. Cards include these sentiments: “Prostitutes, Vodka, Revolution.” “Here's your f_cking birthday card.” “Drugs, Drink, Random People.” “Goddamn, You're Old.” “You're such a bitch.” “Shit, when did we get so old?” “OMFG, Happy Birthday Good Looking.” “Happy Birthday, you old bastard.” “Not Another Birthday.” “You still look like a million bucks.” “Have your cake and eat it too.” “Late great birthday.” “Happy fing bday.” “Happy Birthday Badassmotherf_cker.” “Wow you're pretty old.” "Where's the Drugs and Hookers?"

Olga Krigman
Offensive + Delightful
100lb Bright White Cover Stock
United States
W 6.50” H 3.25”

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