• Bitchin' Box Of Odd Cards

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Sometimes it’s difficult to find the words (and even emoticons) to express certain feelings—like passive-aggressive lust, psychological projection, and schadenfreude. It happens to the best of us. But maybe oh my word can help—dig into the Bitchin’ Box of Odd Occasion Cards for some bon mots for best friends, family members, and other weirdos in your life. Irreverent and off-the-wall, there’s a prickly or punny sentiment here for everyone, provided they’ve got a quick wit and a thick skin.

Includes 10 different designs and envelopes packaged in a sleek wooden box. Cards are heavy white stock with raised letterpress type. 

Cards read on front/interior:
- i miss you/when i’m drunk
- you skinny little bitch/what i mean is... did you lose weight?
- just because/you’re the only one in the family i like
- i promise to spare you if i ever go postal at work [blank inside]
- happy jewish day/really, who can keep track
- oh thank god/what i mean is... sorry about your divorce
- life sucks sometimes/sorry this is one of your “sometimes”
- vent all you want/I stopped listening weeks ago
- i promise to tell you when you’re too old to go without panties [blank inside]
- thinking of you/…naked.

Leslie Kolk
oh my word
Thermo, Letterpress Type
Sliding Lid Box, 100# Cover Stock
United States
W 4.25” H 5.50”
According to oh my word founder Leslie Kolk, “nothing is funnier or stranger than the truth.” The recovering ad writer launched her dark, devastatingly funny greeting cards in 2008 after serving as creative director for Kenneth Cole and whipping up witticisms for big name brands. These cards say exactly what you’re thinking—even if it shouldn’t be said out loud.
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