• The New Black Cards

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Sometimes it’s difficult to find the words (and even emoticons) to express certain feelings—like passive-aggressive lust, psychological projection, and schadenfreude. It happens to the best of us. But maybe oh my word can help—dig into the New Black for some bon mots for best friends, family members, and other weirdos in your life. Irreverent and off-the-wall, there’s a prickly or punny sentiment here for everyone, provided they’ve got a quick wit and a thick skin.

Includes 6 card designs packaged with red envelopes. Cards are heavy white stock with raised type.

Cards read on front/interior:
what do you give the person who has it all/dirty looks happy birthday
i’d be your friend even if you didn’t have money/you’re welcome and happy birthday
your birthday makes me feel all warm inside/inside my heart, perv
it’s not my age that makes me feel old/it’s yours happy birthday
i hear you’re not well/and now you’re sick too? bummer
why lie about your age?/there are much better things to lie about

Designer:
Leslie Kolk
Brand:
oh my word
Finish:
Foil Stamp
Material:
Black Box With Clear Sleeve Lid, 120# Duplex Cover Stock
Origin:
United States
Color:
Multi
Measurements:
W 4.25” H 5.50”
According to oh my word founder Leslie Kolk, “nothing is funnier or stranger than the truth.” The recovering ad writer launched her dark, devastatingly funny greeting cards in 2008 after serving as creative director for Kenneth Cole and whipping up witticisms for big name brands. These cards say exactly what you’re thinking—even if it shouldn’t be said out loud.
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