• The Promises Collection

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The promises promises collection of cards from oh my word trump the pinky swear or wearing someone’s blood in a necklace, a lá Angelina and Billy Bob. Samples: i promise not to sleep with your husband until after you’re divorced” and “i promise to spare you if i ever go postal at work” and the unusually-macabre-even-for-oh-my-word “i promise to speak highly of you if i ever leave a suicide note”. Includes two other designs.

Set includes 10 cards total: 5 designs, 2 each, with 10 matching signature red envelopes. Cards are made from heavy white stock with letterpress printing and measure 5.5" H x 4.25" W. 

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According to oh my word founder Leslie Kolk, “nothing is funnier or stranger than the truth.” The recovering ad writer launched her dark, devastatingly funny greeting cards in 2008 after serving as creative director for Kenneth Cole and whipping up witticisms for big name brands. These cards say exactly what you’re thinking—even if it shouldn’t be said out loud.
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