Fujisan Sloth Small
Greetings\, foolish homo sapien. Allow me introduce myself. I am CRAFT\ and I hail from a distant planet\ also—quite by coincidence—called CRAFT. Why have I come\ you ask? To play! To kick my extraterrestrial heels up and have a ball! Also\ I want very badly to snuggle with you. You will find that I am intensely cuddly\ and I take my cuddling extremely seriously. It doesn’t matter to me if you’re four\ or one-hundred-and-four in Earthling years. I have a highly unusual\ otherworldly power that shall make you fall in love with me instantaneously. Snuggle with me now…"
…And do not stop snuggling. Thank you.