Grill the Armadillo
We are gathered here today to celebrate and remember the life ofÂ Grill The Armadillo\Â beloved friend and doorstopper. Let the details of his tragic demise remind us all to scamper with caution andÂ follow our gutsÂ when it comes to traffic safety. May he rest inÂ squashed-plush peace\Â forever and ever. In the highwayâ€™s name we say: SPLAT."The deceased comes complete with a body bag\, toe tag\, death certificate\, and bumper sticker.