Grill the Armadillo
We are gathered here today to celebrate and remember the life of Grill The Armadillo\ beloved friend and toy. Let the details of his tragic demise remind us all to scamper with caution and follow our guts when it comes to traffic safety. May he rest in squashed-plush peace\ forever and ever. In the highway’s name we say: SPLAT."
The deceased comes complete with a body bag\, toe tag\, death certificate and bumper sticker.