Some may call you lazy for wanting to read a book while lying completely flat. But they just don’t know how heavy your head is. Seriously. They should try holding that thing up while also moving their eyes back and forth. What do you look like? Some kind of Olympian weightlifter? Jeez. While the haters are hatin’\ you’re sitting…err…lying…pretty with Lazy Glasses. Their mirrored lenses project the text from your book into your line of vision\ even when your face is pointed towards the ceiling. Now if we could only build some kind of supine pizza roll feeding tube…"
These glasses are to be used for short periods of reading only. Please remove the glasses before falling asleep. Do not wear while walking/in motion\, as they can be disorientating.