Pop the Weasel Doorstop
We are gathered here today to celebrate and remember the life of Smudge The Squirrel\ beloved friend and doorstopper. Let the details of his tragic demise remind us all to scamper with caution and follow our guts when it comes to traffic safety. May he rest in squashed-plush peace\ forever and ever. In the highway’s name we say: SPLAT."
The deceased comes complete with a body bag\, toe tag\, death certificate\, and bumper sticker.